Description

Love is temporary. This tee is forever.

This hilarious tee is made for the queens (and survivors) of dating disasters — the ones who’ve seen it all, texted the wrong “hey,” or thought “he’s different” (spoiler: he wasn’t). With bold pink-and-red lettering and a cheeky heart-line design, this shirt screams “I’m not bitter, I’m just experienced.”

Made from premium soft cotton, it’s comfy enough for lounging after a date gone wrong, brunching with your girls, or swiping left in peace. Its tailored fit and side seams keep you looking good — even when your love life isn’t.

😂 Why You’ll Love It

• Because your therapist said humor counts as healing
• Because “self-care” sometimes means not replying to texts
• Because Netflix > feelings
• Because it’s cheaper than couples therapy
• Because you’ve earned the right to laugh at love

✨ Product Features

• Premium Soft Cotton — softer than your ex’s apologies
• Tailored fit with side seams that keep shape (unlike him)
• Ribbed knit collar that stays strong (wish your last relationship did)
• Tear-away label — because no one likes clingy things
• Breathable, lightweight, and ready for your next sarcastic selfie

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Use non-chlorine bleach only
• Tumble dry low
• Iron on medium heat if needed
• Do not dry clean — this shirt doesn’t do drama

🎁 Perfect For

• Breakup gifts that make her laugh and heal
• Girls’ night sarcasm starter pack
• Valentine’s Day (aka Single Awareness Day)
• Anyone who prefers wine over whining

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