Description

When life falls apart — at least your smile hasn’t.

This “Smile — You Still Have Teeth” sweatshirt is your daily reminder that things could be worse… you could be toothless and broke. With bold magenta and red lettering that screams confidence (and mild sarcasm), it’s the perfect mix of humor and attitude — just like you.

Whether you’re rolling your eyes through Monday meetings, dodging drama, or pretending to be fine in public — this sweatshirt’s got your back (and your front). It’s cozy, soft, and loud enough to make your mood known without saying a word.

😂 Why You’ll Love It

• Because sarcasm looks good on you
• Because you’re too tired to fake positivity — but you’ll fake a smile
• Because comfort + chaos = your current vibe
• Because it’s cheaper than therapy and way cuter than stress
• Because your sense of humor deserves a wardrobe upgrade

✨ Product Features

• 1×1 ribbed collar and cuffs for a snug, lasting fit
• Neck tape for extra comfort and durability
• Half-moon neck patch detail for a premium finish
• Soft Premium Cotton — cozy, breathable, and built for daily sarcasm
• Vibrant, fade-resistant print that keeps the attitude alive

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach only
• Tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on design
• Do not dry clean — this sweatshirt doesn’t do fancy

🎁 Perfect For

• Friends who laugh through chaos
• Those “barely holding it together” days
• Gift for anyone whose humor is darker than their coffee
• Wearing to work, brunch, or existential crises

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