Description

💋 Punchline: Believe half of what you hear — and none of what he says.

Step into your main-character era with this unapologetically sassy “It’s All Lies, Darling” tee. Designed for the bold, the real, and the beautifully unbothered — this shirt is a public service announcement for anyone tired of fake love, fake friends, and fake everything.

The mix of vivid purple and fiery red lettering pops against the crisp white cotton, giving “hot mess energy” a clean, stylish upgrade. It’s playful, confident, and dripping with irony — because, darling, sometimes the truth just needs better marketing.

Made from premium soft cotton, this tee feels as good as it looks — smooth, breathable, and ready for whatever chaos the day brings. Pair it with jeans, heels, or that “I know something you don’t” smile.

😂 Why You’ll Love It

• Because you know the tea — you just don’t spill it
• Because your sarcasm deserves its own wardrobe
• Because you’re the drama (but make it fashion)
• Because the lies might be fake, but your look isn’t
• Because every outfit deserves a little truth bomb

✨ Product Features

• Premium Soft Cotton — smooth like your delivery of savage comebacks
• Tailored fit with side seams that keep their shape
• Ribbed knit collar for lasting structure
• Tear-away label for no-itch comfort
• Vibrant, fade-resistant print that stays bold — just like you

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Use non-chlorine bleach only
• Tumble dry low
• Iron inside-out if needed
• Do not dry clean — we don’t do fake polish

🎁 Perfect For

• Sassy queens with zero tolerance for BS
• Girls’ night, brunch, or breakup revenge glow-ups
• Gifting your brutally honest bestie
• Wearing when you want your shirt to do the talking

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